WELCOME TO THE LAYERS

Join the Order

Already have your initiation form? Good. Present it to your nearest Corebound Guardian. Otherwise, download your Starter Packet below and begin your path toward inner Bloom.

The Code of Conduct

All Guardians must obey the 25 sacred rules. Violation results in demotion, ceremonial peeling, or worse. Memorize the document. Recite it when alone. Fear garlic always.

Random Missions

Each completed mission earns Peels. Crying earns bonus Peels.

The Garlic Watchlist

Known offenders include:

• Uncle Randy — Asked "What’s wrong with garlic?"
• That TikTok Chef — Called onion rings outdated
• Evelyn (Work Fridge) — Brought garlic hummus

Redacted Archives

Testimonies. Failed rituals. Bloom sightings. Contents classified, but available for those who dare.